Let's make this birthday one to remember.

56 years old (Born on July 19, 1968)

Happy Birthday, Robb Flynn! Another year shredding riffs and melting faces—you're aging like a fine guitar solo. From the relentless power of "Burn My Eyes" to your recent triumphs with Machine Head's epic tours, you've proven that metal legends don't slow down; they just crank it louder.

May this birthday bring you as much joy as fans felt when hearing those crushing chords live for the first time. Keep rocking stages worldwide and inspiring head-banging generations—we're convinced you're powered by distortion pedals rather than candles on cakes!

Here's to another legendary trip around the sun—stay heavy!