Let's make this birthday one to remember.

55 years old (Born on November 28, 1969)

Happy Birthday, Robb "The Terminator" Nen! With 314 saves and 793 strikeouts, you didn't just close games—you slammed the door shut tighter than a vault. Batters trembled at your fastball; hitters still wake up in cold sweats remembering your slider.

Even though you've hung up the glove, your legacy remains timeless—just like Arnold Schwarzenegger's catchphrase. May this birthday be filled with laughter, joy, and fewer blown candles than blown saves (which weren't many!). Here's hoping you celebrate today as effortlessly as you closed out ninth innings: quick, smooth, and leaving everyone cheering for more. Happy Birthday!