Let's make this birthday one to remember.

75 years old (Born on March 30, 1950)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Robbie Coltrane! Whether you're taming dragons as Hagrid or solving mysteries in "Cracker," you've always been larger than life—literally and figuratively. Your iconic line, "Yer a wizard, Harry!" still echoes joyfully through generations of fans who secretly wish you'd burst into their homes with birthday cake and magical revelations.

From Hogwarts groundskeeper to gritty detective, your versatility is unmatched. May your day be filled with more magic than a first-year's charms class gone hilariously wrong—and fewer mishaps than Norbert the dragon caused at Hogwarts. Cheers to you, Robbie; may your beard remain bushy forever!