Let's make this birthday one to remember.

93 years old (Born on January 18, 1932)

Happy Birthday, Robert Anton Wilson! Here's to you— a master of chaos and conundrums, who crafted worlds so delightfully twisted that even Schrödinger’s Cat isn’t quite sure whether it's time to party or remain uncertain. With your witty partnership alongside Robert Shea creating "The Illuminatus! Trilogy," you've successfully nudged countless minds into joyous confusion.

Your bold literary adventures—from exploring quantum felines in "Schrodinger's Cat" to boldly putting Wilhelm Reich on trial (in Hell no less)—have secured endless chuckles and existential pondering alike. Today we celebrate the man who reminds us all: reality is negotiable...and birthday candles? Purely subjective!