Let's make this birthday one to remember.

41 years old (Born on October 08, 1983)

Happy Birthday, Robert! You're the only goalkeeper who managed to sign with Tottenham Hotspur and yet cleverly avoided conceding a single goal for them—by never actually playing. Your strategic loan spells at West Ham United and Bristol City were legendary; rumor has it you still hold the record for most clubs visited without unpacking your suitcase!

In all seriousness though, turning pro in 2002 was no small feat, and you've certainly earned respect throughout your career. May retirement bring fewer dives onto muddy pitches and more relaxing afternoons reminiscing about those glorious days between posts (and benches). Cheers!