Let's make this birthday one to remember.

80 years old (Born on March 09, 1945)

Happy Birthday, Robert Calvert! May your celebrations be as delightfully eccentric as "Lucky Leif and the Longships," and may your cake have fewer plot twists than "Test-Tube Baby of Mine." Your poetic genius in "Celsius 232" still warms our hearts—exactly 232 degrees warmer than any ordinary poet could manage!

From crafting cosmic melodies to penning plays that defy gravity, you've always been ahead of your time. Here's hoping this birthday brings you more hype than even your iconic album "Hype" itself. Keep rocking the literary universe, Robert—we're all just lucky passengers aboard your longship of creativity!