Let's make this birthday one to remember.

88 years old (Born on March 23, 1937)

Happy Birthday, Dr. Robert Charles Gallo! The man who made viruses famous before they went viral online—your groundbreaking discovery linking HIV to AIDS has saved countless lives and forever changed medical history. Your tireless dedication in the lab is legendary; rumor has it even microscopes take coffee breaks when you're around!

On this special day, we celebrate not just your incredible scientific achievements but also your timeless sense of humor and boundless energy that inspire everyone lucky enough to know you. May today be filled with laughter, joy—and absolutely no unexpected discoveries (unless it's cake-related). Cheers to another year of brilliance!