Let's make this birthday one to remember.

83 years old (Born on April 18, 1942)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Robert Christgau—the Dean of American Rock Critics! You've spent decades dissecting albums, enlightening readers, and occasionally terrifying musicians with your razor-sharp wit. Your tenure at The Village Voice wasn't just a job; it was an epic rock-and-roll odyssey that shaped generations of music lovers.

From insightful reviews to iconic essays, you've consistently reminded us why music matters—and why humor is essential when navigating the wild world of rock criticism. Here's hoping your birthday playlist earns an A+ rating from you—though we suspect you'd still find something delightfully snarky to say about it!