Let's make this birthday one to remember.

81 years old (Born on September 25, 1943)

Happy Birthday, Robert Gates! From keeping secrets as Director of Central Intelligence to managing defense strategies at the Pentagon, you've proven that handling tough missions is your specialty. And let's not forget your time leading Texas A&M—because after dealing with college students and faculty politics, international diplomacy probably felt like a breeze!

Your remarkable career has shown us all how to serve with integrity and humor. Whether navigating global crises or campus traditions, you’ve always kept calm under pressure (and classified information). Here's wishing you another year filled with success—and perhaps fewer briefings and more birthday cake!