Let's make this birthday one to remember.

41 years old (Born on August 11, 1983)

Happy Birthday, Robert Geathers! You're still rushing through birthdays faster than quarterbacks scrambled away from you on the field. Ever since your NFL debut in 2004 with the Cincinnati Bengals, you've been sacking candles like they're rookie QBs—quickly and without mercy!

Your pass-rushing skills made Sundays exciting for fans everywhere; opposing offenses probably still have nightmares about facing number 91. Today we celebrate not just another year older but all those epic tackles and sacks that left us cheering wildly. May this birthday be as legendary as your defensive plays—and may cake never evade you like a slippery quarterback!