Let's make this birthday one to remember.

45 years old (Born on January 18, 1980)

Happy Birthday, Robert Green! May your celebrations be as legendary as that unforgettable day at Wembley in 2012 when you helped West Ham United secure promotion back to the Premier League. Your incredible saves and fearless dives have earned a permanent spot in our hearts—though we promise not to mention any World Cup mishaps today!

From commanding performances between the sticks for West Ham, Chelsea, and England alike, you've always shown resilience under pressure (and occasionally provided comedic relief). Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer penalty shootouts and more cake-filled victories. Cheers to another year of safe hands—and safer goalkeeping gloves!