Let's make this birthday one to remember.

81 years old (Born on August 28, 1943)

Happy Birthday, Robert Greenwald! From Emmy-nominated dramas like "The Burning Bed" to your fearless documentaries tackling social justice issues, you've always known how to captivate an audience. And let's not forget—you directed the legendary musical fantasy "Xanadu," proving once and for all that roller skates and disco balls can indeed coexist with Greek mythology.

Your career has been a remarkable blend of powerful storytelling and bold experimentation—earning you both critical acclaim and cult-classic status. May this birthday be as memorable (and perhaps slightly less surreal) than Olivia Newton-John gliding through neon-lit clouds on wheels. Here's to another year of creativity, courage, and cinematic magic!