Let's make this birthday one to remember.

80 years old (Born on June 30, 1944)

Happy birthday, Archbishop Carlson! Your inspiring leadership and dedication have guided countless souls in St. Louis since your installation back in 2009. Whether skillfully navigating community outreach efforts or gracefully handling church administrative duties, you've certainly proven that holiness and humor go hand-in-hand.

Of course, we must also acknowledge your fantastic knack for memorable sermons—always wise yet relatable—a combination even saints would envy! May this year bless you with continued good health (and maybe fewer meetings!). Keep guiding us all with wisdom, warmth and a cheerful spirit—we're certain heaven itself enjoys your well-timed jokes. Happy Birthday!