Let's make this birthday one to remember.

81 years old (Born on February 22, 1944)

Happy Birthday, Robert Kardashian! Celebrating the man who made courtroom drama cooler than reality TV. Your legendary role in O.J. Simpson's trial set a high bar for attorneys everywhere—proving that sometimes truth really is stranger (and more entertaining) than fiction.

Your impeccable style and calm demeanor under pressure remain iconic, inspiring countless aspiring lawyers to sharpen their wit along with their arguments. Today we toast your unforgettable legacy: master of legal strategy, king of courtroom charisma—and let's not forget—the original patriarch behind America's favorite reality family dynasty.

Here's wishing you endless laughter and timeless success—cheers!