Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on August 21, 1988)

Happy birthday, Robert Lewandowski! Another year older and somehow you keep scoring goals as if age is only counting how many defenders you've outwitted. From Borussia Dortmund to Bayern Munich, from trophies to record-breaking seasons—even opposing fans can't resist applauding your talents on the pitch!

Your recent incredible feats—winning FIFA's Best Men's Player award, breaking Bundesliga goal records, gracefully leading Poland's national squad—all cement one undeniable truth: you're unstoppable. Keep doing what you do best; age might slow down some strikers—but clearly it's too afraid of being nutmegged by you! Have a legendary birthday celebration—you deserve it!