Let's make this birthday one to remember.

69 years old (Born on March 10, 1956)

Happy Birthday, Robert Llewellyn! May your celebrations be smoother than Kryten's ironing skills and more cheerful than his attempts at sarcasm. Your brilliant portrayal of everyone's favorite neurotic mechanoid on Red Dwarf has given us countless laughs, unforgettable moments, and a lifelong suspicion of talking toasters.

From your hilarious mishaps aboard the Starbug to your insightful writing and engaging podcasts, you've consistently entertained us with wit sharper than Kryten’s angular head. Here's hoping this birthday brings you fewer smeg-ups and more joy than Lister finding curry supplies hidden onboard. Keep shining brighter than a freshly polished android—cheers to you!