Let's make this birthday one to remember.

83 years old (Born on May 29, 1941)

Happy Birthday, Robert! Another year older and wiser—though we're still debating the "wiser" part. Your recent successes have truly been impressive; from your uncanny ability to win every trivia night (seriously, how do you know all that random stuff?) to finally mastering grilling without setting off smoke alarms.

Your best moments always involve laughter and good company. Whether it's your legendary karaoke performances or those epic road trips where getting lost was half the fun—you've made countless memories unforgettable for everyone around you. Here's hoping this birthday brings even more adventures—and fewer GPS mishaps!

Cheers to another fantastic year ahead!