Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on February 26, 1981)

Happy Birthday, Robert Mathis! From a fifth-round pick in 2003 to becoming the Colts' ultimate quarterback nightmare, you've tackled more quarterbacks than most people tackle chores. Your relentless pursuit on defense made Sundays miserable for opponents and unforgettable for fans.

Whether it was your record-breaking strip-sacks or that legendary Pro Bowl season, you always brought excitement—and maybe just a little fear—to every game day. Here's hoping your birthday is as epic as your career highlights; may you celebrate with fewer tackles but plenty of cake! Keep blitzing through life with style—just don't sack anyone at the party!