Let's make this birthday one to remember.

86 years old (Born on August 29, 1938)

Happy Birthday, Robert Rubin! From balancing budgets under President Clinton to founding The Hamilton Project—your knack for numbers and economic wisdom has always been priceless. Rumor has it your calculator still trembles when you walk into the room!

Your legacy continues strong; policy wonks everywhere toast your timeless insights (and secretly envy your spreadsheet skills). May this birthday bring as much prosperity and joy as you've brought clarity to complex economics. Here's hoping inflation stays low, markets stay bullish, and that today’s cake is recession-proof.

Cheers to another year of fiscal responsibility—and maybe a little irresponsible fun too!