75 years old (Born on January 16, 1950)
Happy Birthday, Robert! You're the only guy I know who can beat cancer but can't resist life's more complicated temptations—like your daughter's friend. Your stand-up routines have always been fearless, hilarious, and brutally honest; clearly your personal life follows suit!Through all the ups and downs (and questionable decisions), you've kept us laughing with unmatched wit. Here's to another year of bold choices—and hopefully fewer awkward family dinners! Keep bringing laughter into our lives because no one does it quite like you.
Cheers to surviving everything life throws at you—with humor intact and dignity optional. Happy birthday!



