90 years old (Born on November 23, 1934)
Happy birthday to the man who made us question water rights in *Chinatown*, sharpened our wit with *Shampoo*, and rooted for Ethan Hunt in *Mission Impossible*. Robert, your screenplays keep proving that corruption, haircuts, and impossible missions remain timeless cinematic pursuits!Your decades of storytelling brilliance remind us all: Forget it Jake—it's Towne's birthday! May you celebrate today like a legendary Hollywood script filled with twists more surprising than Tom Cruise’s stunts. Here's hoping this year brings you endless creativity—and fewer puzzles involving shady conspiracies or tangled hairstyles.
Cheers to many sequels ahead! Happy Birthday, Robert!