Let's make this birthday one to remember.

71 years old (Born on July 25, 1953)

Happy Birthday, Robert Zoellick! From Goldman Sachs to guiding the World Bank through global economic tides, you've always known how to balance a budget—and probably throw one heck of a birthday bash. Your leadership during challenging times showed us that even bankers can have superhero capes hidden beneath their suits.

Here's wishing you another year filled with successful ventures and fewer spreadsheets (though we know that's unlikely!). May your investments grow faster than candles on your cake, and may your wisdom continue inspiring future generations—because let's face it, nobody navigates financial storms quite like you do. Cheers!