Let's make this birthday one to remember.

62 years old (Born on January 23, 1963)

Happy Birthday, Rocco Romano! You spent 14 seasons bulldozing defenders and keeping quarterbacks upright—proving the theory that offensive linemen are football’s unsung superheroes. Your legendary years with the Calgary Stampeders stand out as an iconic era in CFL history—you tackled every defensive line like they were pizza toppings at halftime.

From your multiple All-Star honors to clutch Grey Cup victories, you've always been a reliable force—a human brick wall with charisma. Here's hoping today's cake proves easier than blocking angry linebackers!

Cheers to another year of making people reminisce about the golden age of CFL football. Have a great birthday, champ!