Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on June 17, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Rodney Wallace! From sprinting down the wings of D.C. United to becoming a beloved Timber in Portland, you've always had a knack for making defenders question their career choices. Your moves on the pitch are smoother than Costa Rican coffee and more memorable than your game-winning goal in the 2015 MLS Cup final.

Here's hoping your birthday is as legendary as your celebrations after scoring—full of style, flair, and just enough swagger to make everyone smile. Keep dazzling us with that timeless energy; may you continue running circles around opponents (and birthdays) for many years to come!