Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on October 18, 1980)

Happy Birthday, Roger! From rocking Calvin Klein runways to lighting up Saturday Night Live with your charm and wit, you've truly mastered the art of being effortlessly cool. Honestly, we're still trying to figure out how you manage to look runway-ready even when cracking jokes on live TV—teach us your secrets!

Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter, success, and endless applause. May your charisma continue stealing hearts faster than a Milanese espresso shot kicks in. Keep dazzling audiences worldwide; after all these years you're not just aging gracefully—you've clearly signed some secret deal for eternal youth!