Let's make this birthday one to remember.

66 years old (Born on February 19, 1959)

Happy Birthday, Roger Goodell! You've been quarterbacking the NFL since 2006, and let's face it—managing football stars and passionate fans is tougher than herding cats during halftime. Yet somehow, you've kept the league thriving through expansions, rule tweaks, and even deflategate drama. Your ability to handle controversy with a poker face deserves its own highlight reel.

From overseeing record-breaking Super Bowls to navigating tricky negotiations like a seasoned referee dodging linebackers—your leadership has shaped the modern NFL era. So here's wishing you another year of touchdowns without fumbles (or at least minimal instant replay reviews). Cheers to you!