Let's make this birthday one to remember.

43 years old (Born on September 26, 1981)

Happy Birthday, Roger Gracie! The man who grapples opponents into submission faster than most of us can tie our belts. Winning four out of your first five Strikeforce fights was impressive enough—but let's be honest—your real talent is making world-class fighters reconsider their career choices mid-match.

From legendary family mats to MMA cages worldwide, you've carried the Gracie legacy with style and humor (and a few chokeholds). May this birthday bring you as much joy as watching an opponent realize they're about to tap out. Keep rolling strong; age might catch up eventually—but good luck trying to submit it!