Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on April 30, 1987)

Happy Birthday Rohit Sharma— the man who's hit more sixes than I've scored runs in street cricket! Your impeccable timing and effortless boundaries make bowlers reconsider their life choices. Mumbai Indians celebrate you for bringing home not one, but five IPL trophies—we heard there's talk about renaming Wankhede Stadium to 'Rohit's Happy Hunting Ground.'

From inspiring last-over thrillers to your record-smashing double hundreds, fans worldwide admire your greatness (except opposing teams). Keep piling up monumental scores faster than we polish off birthday cake slices!

Cheers to another legendary year ahead, Hitman.. may your innings remain classic, timeless—just like this wish!