Let's make this birthday one to remember.

68 years old (Born on June 10, 1956)

Happy Birthday, Rolandas Paksas! You've certainly made history—after all, not everyone can claim to be Europe's impeachment pioneer. Your presidency might have been brief, but your legacy is timelessly unforgettable. Who knew granting citizenship could land someone in the record books?

On this special day, let's celebrate your resilience and humor; after weathering political storms with style (and perhaps a little controversy), you've shown us that life's greatest lessons often come from our most memorable missteps. Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter—and maybe fewer favors for campaign contributors!

Cheers to making headlines like no one else!