Let's make this birthday one to remember.

78 years old (Born on August 25, 1946)

Happy Birthday, Rollie Fingers! Your legendary mustache alone deserves its own Hall of Fame plaque. From your clutch saves that secured three straight World Series titles for the Oakland Athletics to earning MVP honors in 1974, you've always known how to close out a celebration.

And let's not forget your incredible run with the Milwaukee Brewers—winning both AL Cy Young and MVP awards in 1981 while leading the league in saves. Clearly, you were saving more than just baseball games; you saved countless teammates from nervous breakdowns too! Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter and perfectly groomed facial hair.