92 years old (Born on January 13, 1933)
Happy Birthday to Ron Goulart, whose wit flies faster than Flash Gordon's spaceship! With tales of superhuman heroics gone humorously awry and technological mishaps only Ron could dream up, you've brought us countless chuckles through fantastic adventures. Your Fragmented America is delightfully fractured in all the right ways—much like most birthday cakes after an ambitious candle count.From unraveling mysteries with Avenger-style flair (and occasional comedic missteps), to juggling interplanetary weirdness within Barnum System antics, you continually prove laughter truly defies gravity—and possibly logic too. Cheers on another stellar trip around our fragmented yet merry galaxy; may your year be filled with uplifting storylines and minimal space turbulence!