Let's make this birthday one to remember.

82 years old (Born on May 29, 1942)

Happy Birthday, Ron Hazelton! May your day be filled with fewer loose screws and more perfectly leveled shelves. You've taught us that duct tape can fix almost anything—except maybe our questionable DIY skills. Your endless patience on "Ron Hazelton's HouseCalls" has saved countless homes from becoming cautionary tales.

From mastering power tools to gracefully handling unexpected plumbing disasters, you've shown homeowners everywhere how it's done—with humor intact and fingers safely attached. Here's hoping this year brings you as much joy as the satisfaction of finally finishing a tricky renovation project (without leftover parts). Cheers to another successful trip around life's toolbox!