Let's make this birthday one to remember.

69 years old (Born on December 18, 1956)

Happy birthday, Ron! Another year older, wiser, and apparently even funnier. From your classic storytelling to your unmatched comedic timing, you've kept us laughing until it hurts. Honestly, we haven't recovered from the "Tater Salad" story yet—pure genius.

Here's to celebrating the epic tours and sell-out shows you continue to deliver effortlessly. May your cigars stay robust, your scotch extra smooth, and wisdom...well-crafted but never fully heeded. Wishing you another year of laughter-filled venues and standing ovations—oh Tater Salad King—the comedy stage just wouldn't be the same without you cracking jokes (and bottles). Cheers!