Let's make this birthday one to remember.

64 years old (Born on March 03, 1961)

Happy Birthday, Ron! From turning double plays as a slick infielder to masterminding strategies from the Giants' dugout, you've always been baseball's ultimate utility man. Your wisdom has guided countless players and your clipboard skills remain unmatched—rumor has it even umpires secretly take notes.

Whether celebrating World Series victories or calmly navigating extra innings chaos, you've proven that bench coaches truly run the show (just don't tell Bruce Bochy). Here's hoping your birthday is filled with fewer lineup cards and more cake slices!

Cheers to you, Ron Wotus—the legend who makes every inning count. May this year bring endless joy and zero rain delays!