Let's make this birthday one to remember.

90 years old (Born on May 17, 1934)

Happy Birthday, Ronald Gerald Wayne! You may have sold your Apple shares for just $2,300—but hey, who needs billions when you've got a priceless sense of humor and an unbeatable story at every party? Your legendary decision has become the ultimate icebreaker: "Did I ever tell you about that time I almost became richer than Bill Gates?"

In all seriousness though, your courage to take risks—and even laugh them off—has inspired countless dreamers. While Jobs and Wozniak built computers, you crafted one heck of a timeless anecdote. Here's celebrating another year filled with laughter and wisdom!