Let's make this birthday one to remember.

75 years old (Born on January 10, 1950)

Happy Birthday, Senator Roy Blunt! You've navigated Capitol Hill with the precision of a seasoned whip—keeping votes in line and debates lively. Your conservative record is so steadfast that even your coffee leans right!

From serving as House Majority Whip to representing Missouri proudly in the Senate since 2011, you've consistently championed policies close to your heart (and wallet). Whether it's budget battles or legislative showdowns, you always manage to keep things bluntly clear.

Here's wishing you another year filled with successful filibusters and fewer headaches from across-the-aisle antics. May this birthday be as memorable—and conservative—as ever!