Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on December 11, 1986)

Happy birthday to the towering Roy Hibbert, a man whose height alone makes candles tremble in fear! At 7'2", you've always stood tall—literally and figuratively—especially during your unforgettable run with the Indiana Pacers. Your stellar defense and rebounding skills earned you a well-deserved spot on the NBA All-Star team back in 2012, proving once and for all that giants can indeed dance gracefully around opponents.

Roy, your defensive prowess was legendary; opponents often found themselves lost in your shadow (quite literally). May this birthday be filled with joy, laughter, and cake that's as big as your wingspan. Cheers!