47 years old (Born on August 29, 1977)
Happy birthday, Roy Oswalt! From ace pitching to leading the Astros' first-ever World Series run in 2005, your fastball made batters quake—and then quietly walk back to the dugout shaking their heads. Your three-time All-Star appearances weren't just awards—they were reminders of how many hitters whiffed wildly at every sharp slider you threw!Today we don't count candles—we tally unforgettable strikeouts and postseason heroics. Here's hoping that your celebration curveballs past cake slices right into legendary memories. Keep throwing those laughs as effortlessly as you hurled strikes—because great legends never retire; they simply become better storytellers.