Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on September 10, 1954)

Happy Birthday, Russ Bolinger! To the lineman who spent almost a decade bulldozing defenders for the Detroit Lions and Los Angeles Rams—your legacy is as impressive now as ever. They say great offensive linemen are silent heroes: you're proof that greatness needs no spotlight (unless somebody brings cake).

These days you might not be outmaneuvering defensive tackles on Sunday afternoons anymore—but mastering birthdays with style counts just about equally in our book. So take those legendary NFL blocking skills to guard your birthday cake from sneaky snackers; some talents never fade away!

Have an unforgettable day full of humor and touchdowns-in-spirit!