Let's make this birthday one to remember.

82 years old (Born on May 28, 1942)

Happy Birthday, Russell A. Anderson! Celebrating another year of wisdom and wit—clearly your time as Chief Justice of the Minnesota Supreme Court (2006-2008) has prepared you well for judging birthday cakes fairly and impartially.

Your legacy continues to inspire us all; after presiding over countless cases with grace, dignity, and a dash of humor that kept everyone on their toes. May this special day bring fewer objections from family members about candles setting off smoke alarms—and more unanimous verdicts declaring you're still young at heart!

Here's wishing you continued success in life’s courtroom: may every ruling be deliciously sweet!