Let's make this birthday one to remember.

74 years old (Born on February 05, 1951)

Happy Birthday, Russell Grant! May your day be filled with cosmic cake and planetary punchlines. Your astrological insights have guided countless souls through life's mysteries—though we're still waiting for you to predict the lottery numbers correctly!

From decoding star signs in newspapers to charming pets as a psychic whisperer, you've truly mastered celestial multitasking. "The Real Counties of Britain" remains an earthly gem among your stellar achievements; who knew geography could align so perfectly with astrology?

Here's wishing another orbit around the sun brings even more laughter, success, and perhaps fewer frantic phone calls from Libras unsure about lunch choices. Cheers!