Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on January 04, 1986)

Happy Birthday to Russell Kenneth Martin—the defensive legend whose golden boots (or cleats, for accuracy) helped Norwich City soar high into the Premier League! Watching you defend was like seeing poetry in motion: part ballet dancer, part brick wall. Rumor has it rival strikers still wake up sweating from nightmares of your tackles.

Since joining Scotland's national team in 2011, you've tackled challenges smoother than a perfectly poured Scotch whisky. You're not just aging—you’re becoming timelessly classic, much like your ability to inspire teammates and fans alike. So here's hoping today's celebration is even better executed than one of your flawless clearances—cheers!