85 years old (Born on November 10, 1939)
Happy Birthday, Russell Means! Celebrating you today is easy—we just follow your compass wherever the animated winds blow. With a voice that gave Pocahontas' father Chief Powhatan timeless warmth and wisdom, you've inspired generations to listen with their hearts instead of ears alone.Whether teaching valuable lessons about respecting nature or guiding John Smith through tricky cultural diplomacy ("Our people look to me for guidance..."), you're eternally our favorite leader—animated yet deeply wise. Even Grandmother Willow nods approvingly at how smoothly you speak words of truth!
May this birthday be filled with humor brighter than Meeko's mischief—and adventures more legendary than any canoe ride down Virginia rivers.
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