Let's make this birthday one to remember.

32 years old (Born on December 22, 1992)

Happy Birthday, Russell Teibert! You've been kicking it with Vancouver Whitecaps FC since 2011—talk about loyalty. Your midfield magic has dazzled fans for over a decade; clearly, your secret is maple syrup-powered stamina and Canadian charm.

From clutch assists to tireless hustle on the pitch, you've given us countless memorable moments. Whether it's leading by example as captain or rocking that iconic hairstyle (seriously impressive), you always keep things entertaining. Here's hoping this birthday brings you more goals than yellow cards—and plenty of laughs along the way!

Cheers to another year of soccer brilliance and timeless style!