Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on March 27, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Ryan Finley! From your first steps onto the MLS pitch with Columbus Crew in 2013 to every goal you've netted since then, it's clear you're aging like fine wine—only getting better and smoother on the field. May today bring you as much joy as scoring a last-minute winner against fierce rivals!

Here's hoping this year brings even more memorable moments than ever before. Keep dazzling us all with those swift moves and sharp finishes that make defenders wish they'd stayed home instead of facing "Finley's fury." Cheers to another fantastic season ahead filled with goals—and laughs!