Let's make this birthday one to remember.

40 years old (Born on March 29, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Ryan Kalil! From dominating the trenches at USC and clinching two National Championships to anchoring Carolina's offensive line after being drafted in 2007—your career has been nothing short of legendary. You've snapped footballs with precision, protected quarterbacks like a superhero guarding his city, and made pancake blocks look tastier than actual pancakes.

Here's hoping your birthday is as epic as that time you led Cam Newton safely into end zones or when you casually earned five Pro Bowl selections along the way. May this year bring fewer blitzes off-field—and more cake-induced touchdowns instead!

Cheers to another championship-worthy celebration!