33 years old (Born on November 26, 1991)
Happy Birthday, Ryan Kane! From your memorable debut with Greenock Morton back in 2009 to bossing the midfield like a true Scottish maestro, you've always known how to keep fans on their toes. Your skills have aged better than fine whisky—smooth yet fiery!Whether it's threading passes or tackling opponents harder than haggis hits taste buds, you’ve given us plenty of unforgettable moments over the years. May this birthday bring as much joy and laughter as watching defenders chase after you hopelessly.
Cheers to another year of greatness—and remember: you're not getting older; you're just becoming vintage quality!