Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on September 14, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Ryan Kendall! Rumor has it, goalkeepers across the league still shudder whenever your name is mentioned—especially remembering those unstoppable strikes during your golden Gainsborough Trinity days. Scoring 27 goals in just 69 appearances? That's like turning defenders into traffic cones!

And let's not forget the moment you joined North Ferriby United in 2012; surely their strikers' locker room immediately gained legendary status. While age might slow some folks down, legends only improve with time—just as the stories of your glorious goals become more mythical.

Enjoy celebrating another year wiser—and remember, birthday cake calories don’t count!