Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on November 15, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Ryan Meara! You're the only Irish-American goalkeeper we know who can guard a net better than guarding his pint at an Irish pub. Ever since your MLS debut with the New York Red Bulls in 2012, you've been making saves smoother than Guinness and quicker than leprechauns chasing gold.

From spectacular penalty stops to clutch clean sheets, you’ve given fans countless reasons to cheer (and opponents plenty of headaches). May this birthday bring as much joy as that unforgettable U.S. Open Cup run or those epic Hudson River Derby victories—moments we'll toast forever. Sláinte and cheers, legend!