Let's make this birthday one to remember.

31 years old (Born on April 12, 1993)

Happy Birthday, Ryan Nugent-Hopkins! From being the Oilers' first overall pick in 2011 to skating circles around opponents today, you've truly aged like fine hockey tape—sticky and reliable. Your smooth moves on ice have fans cheering louder than ever; clearly, you're not just getting older but better!

Here's hoping your birthday is as memorable as that hat trick against Winnipeg or those clutch assists lighting up Rogers Place. May you continue scoring goals faster than we can say "Nuuuge!" Keep dazzling us with your talent—and remember: age is only a number...but points are forever! Cheers to another legendary year ahead!